March 20, 2020

Corona virus parody-home school creative writing assignment. 😉

We got three extra months now of Summer vacation
We have corona to thank for it
But the serious problem of this pandemic
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a safe house
Or fighting the sniffles
Or making toilet paper towers
Discovering a vaccine that doesn’t exist
Or taking 50,000 showers
Skipping grocery lines
Making survival lists
Or posting that everything’s fine
Secretly freaking out
Wishing your eating out
Or making sanitizer with Lyme
As you can see
There’s a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts next fall
So stay at home
Or covid-19 is gonna kill us all
So stay at home
Or covid-19 is gonna kill us all
COSTCO! WE’ER OUT OF TOILET PAPER AGAIN!!!